-You should make them curry.

-...ew

-Casino indians? Circle the wagons. Quickie mart indians: pay for the slurpee.
D:Dots not feathers
-Well get help with your math then.

-Where are you?
-Do you need help?

-Like from 7 11 or injuns?

-Wagon burnin injun or dot injun
D:Dot... they smell like curry
-Are you in india or redmond
D:Terre Haute

-What? you make no sense

-Hahahahaha

-quick! let loose the flamingos!

-what

Or... in case you skipped elementary school...

109 miles till boobs!

"I was shown how to shave my pits and legs. I hated that. I would have been much better off living in Europe or Seattle, someplace that doesn't get bothered by natural girls. I'd just as well have hairy pits and legs."

WTFzor? We have many beautiful, shaving, yet still natural-in-many-aspects girls. Gosh.

164 miles till boobs!

366 miles till boobs!

498 miles till boobs!!

John Kerry was right. Even if it was supposed to be a botched joke or whatever, he was right. If you don't get an education, you'll end up stuck in Iraq. Now of course, there are exceptions to every rule, but there is a reason we have many lower class citizens in the military. I think its just silly that there is so much anger over the statement. Everyone was thinking it anyway...

Drive
Spit
Make Lightsaber Noises
Grill
Catch a Football
Throw a Football
Control Their Emotions
Do a Pushup Correctly
Take a Compliment

Any I'm missing?

Midwest Bisexual Lesbian Gay Transgender Ally College Conference
Melville Clyde Kelly
Lynx (disambiguation)
Don Adams

What is funnier than a dead baby?

Dead Baby in a Bucket of Vomit.

I still have to unpack. I shall do that soon.

For all you Amazon fanboys - I have something that you may enjoy. deepdiscountdvd.com. Sometimes they're cheaper than Amazon, sometimes ther aren't. For example - I saved $5 on Season 2 of The Office today. Speaking of The Office, if you haven't seen it yet - do it. It is hands down the best show on TV. Season 3 premiers this upcoming Thursday.

We watched E.T. last night. Go to the scene where E.T. is in the bathtub. Watch it all the way through. Notice anything unusual? Scroll down.

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E.T. farts right at the end of the scene. hehe.

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What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

Today is the last day of break... and I'm spending all of it at Hatfield working. Not real working yet - it's more like setting up, sitting around, and putting away.

I don't want to go to school... I have a really hard quarter ahead. People are being weird around here... I thought I was looking forward to coming back but I'm back and all I want to do be is far away. It feels like even my friends are distant. Whatever. My apartment is sweet.